Another brick in the wall
By Deborah Yaffe, Sep 11 2014 01:00PM
Was it just last month that I was pointing out the folly of banging my head against the brick wall of inaccurate Austen quotation? Yes, it was – but another brick wall has arisen before me, and so a-banging I must go.
Of all the places you’d think you could rely on to eschew merchandise emblazoned with mislabeled, paraphrased or downright faux Austen quotes, you’d think the Jane Austen Centre in Bath, England, would be one.
For here come the six iterations of the “Exclusive Jane Austen Quote Mug,” each featuring “a teatime-appropriate quote from one of her famous works.” And here they are:
1. "You must drink tea with us." (Pride and Prejudice)
No, actually that’s the importunate Sir John Middleton, in chapter 18 of Sense and Sensibility.
2. "A little tea if you please, sir, by and bye." (Emma)
Quite right – Miss Bates at the Crown ball, in chapter 38.
3. "I am half agony, half hope." (Persuasion)
Yes, of course – The Letter, chapter 23. But “teatime appropriate”? Must be a more exciting tea party than the ones I’m usually invited to.
4. “I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.” (Northanger Abbey)
Indeed – Catherine Morland’s “excellent satire on modern language” in chapter 16.
5. "Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings." (Mansfield Park)
Well, a version of this phrase does appear in chapter 10, as the visit to Sotherton is wrapping up, but this quote isn’t quite accurate. Austen wrote, “It was a quick succession of busy nothings till the carriage came to the door,” which doesn’t have the Olympian ring that the mug-makers seem to prefer.
6. “It isn't what we say or think that defines us, but what we do.” (Sense and Sensibility)
That sound you hear is the shattering of my head as it connects with brick once again.
By now, it doesn’t seem to matter that this quote appears nowhere at all in Jane Austen’s novel Sense and Sensibility. The Internet Truthiness Quote Machine has attributed so many versions of it to Jane Austen’s novel Sense and Sensibility that the demurrals from those of us who know it’s actually from Andrew Davies’ screenplay for the 2008 TV adaptation of Jane Austen’s novel Sense and Sensibility cannot be heard above the low hum of approval from the tea towel-weavers, magnet-manufacturers, greeting card-printers, and Pinterest pinners.
So the tally, out of a possible six: three correct, and correctly attributed, quotes; one entirely correct quote attributed to the wrong novel; one half-incorrect quote attributed to the right novel; and one quote that Jane Austen never wrote. Shouldn’t the Jane Austen Centre do better than this?
To answer your concluding question: It should, but it probably won't. I was considerably underwhelmed by my visit to the JA Centre in 2009--it struck me then as oriented to fans of the film/TV adaptations rather than readers of the works--and nothing I've seen or heard from the Centre since then has altered my first impression.
(I must guiltily add, however, that I purchased a large black lace fan at the Centre's gift shop and have been attempting to practice the "language of the fan" with it ever since.)
See you at the JASNA AGM in Montreal, I hope!
Yeah, the JA Centre wasn't really to my taste, either, but it's probably the perfect place to buy a fan!
And I will be in Montreal, so hope to see you then.
Thank you for this list and the confirmation that the "say or think" quote is not from Austen. I knew it didn't sound right. Some years ago I contacted the Jane Austen Centre to let them know they had Mr. Darcy's words wrong on a coffee mug - they had "In vain I have struggled." Austen's actual words of course were "In vain have I struggled." The JA Centre replied to me and said they would take care of it, but that mug still appeared in their shop for the next 2 or 3 years.
Yes, it's an uphill battle trying to stamp out faux Austen quotes. I'm glad to have your help in the struggle. :-)
P.S. And there's actually a bit more to be said about that faux-S&S quote. See my later blog post here: http://www.deborahyaffe.com/blog/4586114521/Mis-Remembrance/10317071