Which wine pairs best with Jane Austen’s novels?   As someone whose annual alcohol consumption can be measured in teaspoons, I wouldn’t know. So I was bemused to run across a recent story headlined “ Enjoy The Worlds of Jane Austen with a Glass of Bubbly ,” on a champagne marketing site called—yes—Glass of Bubbly.   According to the site, the perfect pairing for Austen’s novels is “a bottle of Vintage Champagne. . . . rich and complex in flavours and aromas, smooth, creamy an